1 00:00:11,784 --> 00:00:15,448 _ 2 00:00:15,979 --> 00:00:17,283 I survived. 3 00:00:18,111 --> 00:00:19,771 I'm one of the lucky ones. 4 00:00:20,279 --> 00:00:21,474 Cut. 5 00:00:22,937 --> 00:00:24,218 Fly in Wardrobe. 6 00:00:24,243 --> 00:00:25,165 Oh, hi. 7 00:00:25,190 --> 00:00:27,812 Hey, uh, you forgot to put these in. 8 00:00:28,063 --> 00:00:29,445 Oh, no, no, no, I didn't forget. 9 00:00:29,498 --> 00:00:30,920 I just didn't think they were important. 10 00:00:30,967 --> 00:00:32,589 Uh, they're important. 11 00:00:36,893 --> 00:00:39,057 Whoo, hot tray, hot tray! 12 00:00:39,182 --> 00:00:41,406 Ooh, cold spray! 13 00:00:42,499 --> 00:00:44,201 All right, quiet, everyone. 14 00:00:44,301 --> 00:00:46,603 And cue water. 15 00:00:46,950 --> 00:00:48,011 I'm the cue water? 16 00:00:48,111 --> 00:00:49,453 Yes, cue... yes, cue the water. 17 00:00:49,478 --> 00:00:50,435 I turn it on? 18 00:00:50,535 --> 00:00:51,570 Cue it, yes. 19 00:00:51,595 --> 00:00:52,746 Oh, okay. 20 00:00:52,785 --> 00:00:54,687 Cue water. Kind of cue it hard. 21 00:00:54,974 --> 00:00:56,676 - P-pull it out hard. - Oh, pull it out? 22 00:00:56,776 --> 00:00:58,237 - Or is it a push? - I don't know. 23 00:00:58,337 --> 00:00:59,442 It's not a push. 24 00:01:02,226 --> 00:01:04,011 Get ready for some Tums. 25 00:01:05,100 --> 00:01:08,684 Shit, that burns my gums. Ahh. 26 00:01:08,988 --> 00:01:11,090 Throw your head from side to side 'cause, you know, 27 00:01:11,190 --> 00:01:12,892 you're-you're remembering the war. 28 00:01:12,992 --> 00:01:14,654 Yeah, no, it's-it's okay if the bathing suit falls down. 29 00:01:14,754 --> 00:01:16,255 Just kind of go with it. 30 00:01:16,355 --> 00:01:17,897 Now kind of o-open your lips a little bit, yeah. 31 00:01:17,997 --> 00:01:20,059 And kind of lick your lips. Yeah, that's great. 32 00:01:20,159 --> 00:01:21,901 But keep crying, because every day is a living nightmare. 33 00:01:22,001 --> 00:01:23,102 And kind of, you know, whip your hair 34 00:01:23,202 --> 00:01:24,504 from side to side. 35 00:01:24,604 --> 00:01:26,441 Shake off that PTSD. 36 00:01:30,369 --> 00:01:31,991 - How was practice today, Ty? - It was good. 37 00:01:32,091 --> 00:01:33,433 Coach have you lined up in the slot again, 38 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:34,674 or will you back out wide? 39 00:01:34,699 --> 00:01:36,080 You're gonna have to watch me on Sunday. 40 00:01:36,124 --> 00:01:37,877 FriendOfFatty6969 wants me 41 00:01:37,977 --> 00:01:39,559 to finish off this ice cream, 42 00:01:39,659 --> 00:01:41,561 and you know how much Mama 43 00:01:41,821 --> 00:01:43,563 loves ice cream. 44 00:01:43,663 --> 00:01:45,044 Is it safe to say your move to slot receiver 45 00:01:45,144 --> 00:01:46,766 is a new phase of your career? 46 00:01:46,866 --> 00:01:48,768 What, you're, like, an expert on slot receiver, huh? 47 00:01:48,828 --> 00:01:49,864 Excuse me? 48 00:01:50,424 --> 00:01:52,486 No, it's just funny hearing a female talk like that. 49 00:01:53,293 --> 00:01:54,347 I... 50 00:01:59,876 --> 00:02:03,730 Ohh, so good, mm. 51 00:02:03,830 --> 00:02:05,051 Where's the accent from? 52 00:02:05,642 --> 00:02:06,721 Australia. 53 00:02:06,768 --> 00:02:08,642 Oh, like that chick from Suicide Squad? 54 00:02:08,819 --> 00:02:09,880 What's her name again? 55 00:02:09,905 --> 00:02:11,206 Margot Robbie. 56 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,102 She's almost as tight as you. 57 00:02:13,140 --> 00:02:14,451 You have a good one, all right? 58 00:02:19,337 --> 00:02:20,643 And you heard it here first. 59 00:02:20,689 --> 00:02:23,372 Uh, this is Nelson Rose reporting on NECS. 60 00:02:25,025 --> 00:02:26,447 Look at the camera and kind of, you know, 61 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,208 get-get mad at the camera. 62 00:02:28,308 --> 00:02:30,210 Like the camera is PTSD and you're gonna give it 63 00:02:30,310 --> 00:02:31,692 that "fuck you" look, you know? 64 00:02:31,721 --> 00:02:33,709 "I don't need you, PTSD." 65 00:02:33,875 --> 00:02:35,537 Yes, cut! 66 00:02:35,637 --> 00:02:37,819 Whoo! We got it. Great work. 67 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:39,781 Thanks for the job opportunity. 68 00:02:40,017 --> 00:02:41,671 Oh, no, thank you. 69 00:03:14,481 --> 00:03:17,266 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 70 00:03:20,157 --> 00:03:22,904 What? Twenty-eight bucks? 71 00:03:23,605 --> 00:03:25,805 Man, I took a shower for you guys. 72 00:03:26,511 --> 00:03:27,573 Motherfucker. 73 00:03:44,129 --> 00:03:45,560 I do love sushi. 74 00:03:47,062 --> 00:03:48,655 Bridgette, please. 75 00:03:49,703 --> 00:03:51,285 Fuck. 76 00:03:51,327 --> 00:03:53,247 I know you're home. I just texted you. 77 00:03:53,284 --> 00:03:55,506 Please open the door. I need the rent. 78 00:03:55,551 --> 00:03:57,984 You know I have keys. I can open the door myself. 79 00:03:58,032 --> 00:04:00,054 - You can't do that! - See? Bridgette? 80 00:04:00,079 --> 00:04:01,085 You can't do that. 81 00:04:01,148 --> 00:04:02,416 Why are you going to lie to me? 82 00:04:03,014 --> 00:04:04,018 Please, I just... 83 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,573 You have to pay the rent, please. 84 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:08,142 I would let you in, but Larry just fell asleep. 85 00:04:08,242 --> 00:04:09,783 That's okay. I don't have to come in. 86 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:11,284 I need the rent. 87 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:12,646 George... 88 00:04:12,746 --> 00:04:14,131 It's important, I know. 89 00:04:16,830 --> 00:04:18,011 You wanna get high? 90 00:04:18,111 --> 00:04:19,172 Yes, very much. 91 00:04:19,272 --> 00:04:20,413 - Come on. - Okay. 92 00:04:20,513 --> 00:04:21,910 - Come on. - Thank you. 93 00:04:26,928 --> 00:04:29,190 - I can't thank you enough. - No, it's okay. 94 00:04:29,290 --> 00:04:31,188 I keep it around just for guests. 95 00:04:31,693 --> 00:04:34,716 Things have been very different at my house. 96 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:36,317 My-my father has been very angry, 97 00:04:36,417 --> 00:04:38,920 and this morning, I was asleep, 98 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:40,482 and he beat me awake. 99 00:04:40,582 --> 00:04:41,683 What do you mean? 100 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,152 - I mean I was sleeping... - Yeah. 101 00:04:43,224 --> 00:04:44,686 And then he come in and... 102 00:04:46,588 --> 00:04:48,590 he beat me until my eyes open. 103 00:04:48,668 --> 00:04:50,012 - Man... - I cannot. 104 00:04:50,037 --> 00:04:51,739 That's such bad news. 105 00:04:51,914 --> 00:04:53,976 Well, it was so good to hang out with you. Um... 106 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:55,592 - Bridgette. - What? 107 00:04:55,780 --> 00:04:58,483 Listen to me, my father is not 108 00:04:58,583 --> 00:05:00,244 going to let you live here 109 00:05:00,344 --> 00:05:02,052 if you don't pay him rent. 110 00:05:02,090 --> 00:05:03,832 George, but we're smoking buddies. 111 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:05,912 You can't kick out your smoking buddy. 112 00:05:06,012 --> 00:05:07,914 - It's not because I need it. - Yeah. 113 00:05:08,014 --> 00:05:09,515 My dad is downstairs. 114 00:05:09,615 --> 00:05:10,778 Your dad is downstairs? 115 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:12,679 He drove me here, and he's waiting in the car. 116 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,280 George, why didn't you tell me that? 117 00:05:14,380 --> 00:05:16,322 Because... what do you want me to do? I... 118 00:05:19,270 --> 00:05:20,398 Wait. 119 00:05:24,070 --> 00:05:26,172 - Okay. Bye. - What'd he say? 120 00:05:26,272 --> 00:05:29,394 He said... I have to go, okay? 121 00:05:30,076 --> 00:05:32,338 Tomorrow, all the rent, please. 122 00:05:32,438 --> 00:05:33,860 - Please. - Fine. 123 00:05:33,960 --> 00:05:35,101 - I'm taking the weed. - What? No. 124 00:05:35,201 --> 00:05:36,382 No, then take it off the rent. 125 00:05:36,482 --> 00:05:37,877 You gotta take it off the rent. 126 00:05:45,892 --> 00:05:47,474 Oh! 127 00:05:48,134 --> 00:05:50,144 I'll just do that again. 128 00:05:50,929 --> 00:05:52,551 Um, actually, you know what? 129 00:05:52,588 --> 00:05:54,054 I must've forgot to add money on this month. 130 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:55,507 - Yeah, sorry. - Excuse me. 131 00:05:55,541 --> 00:05:57,623 Can I... you just... Can I, just this one time? 132 00:05:58,670 --> 00:05:59,913 I just paid my rent. 133 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:01,546 Come on. 134 00:06:01,571 --> 00:06:02,707 I'm a single mom. 135 00:06:02,807 --> 00:06:03,863 I am too. 136 00:06:04,008 --> 00:06:05,594 You are? How old's your kid? 137 00:06:05,690 --> 00:06:08,072 - Bye. - Oh, bye? Okay, cool. 138 00:06:08,102 --> 00:06:09,635 Thanks a lot. Um... 139 00:06:09,994 --> 00:06:11,398 safe driving out there. 140 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:13,931 Hope you don't, uh, get in any accidents. 141 00:06:15,552 --> 00:06:16,575 Thanks. 142 00:06:17,681 --> 00:06:18,782 Okay, bye. 143 00:06:19,924 --> 00:06:21,028 Thank you. 144 00:06:22,046 --> 00:06:23,282 Fuck. 145 00:06:24,392 --> 00:06:25,469 I found it. 146 00:06:25,530 --> 00:06:26,872 Yeah, good. 147 00:06:26,897 --> 00:06:29,714 Doc's got me doing these Sudoku things 148 00:06:29,814 --> 00:06:31,475 to keep my brain sharp. 149 00:06:31,575 --> 00:06:33,517 Fuck if I could do it before I had the stroke. 150 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:35,417 I damn sure can't do it now. 151 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,617 Sorry, Joe. 152 00:06:37,821 --> 00:06:40,564 Yeah, Ma keeps that cellar a fucking mess. 153 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:42,807 Where is she? 154 00:06:42,907 --> 00:06:45,730 She's with, uh, Hildie, who's a wreck. 155 00:06:45,798 --> 00:06:46,822 Why? 156 00:06:46,853 --> 00:06:49,155 She caught Paul trying to sell himself 157 00:06:49,255 --> 00:06:52,188 as a sugar daddy on Craigslist. 158 00:06:52,367 --> 00:06:54,710 Paul is trying to pay girls 159 00:06:54,810 --> 00:06:56,071 to hang out with him? 160 00:06:56,102 --> 00:06:57,063 I don't know. 161 00:06:57,092 --> 00:06:58,273 He has no money. 162 00:06:58,373 --> 00:06:59,875 Maybe he's paying 'em with sugar 163 00:06:59,975 --> 00:07:02,120 or candy or... I don't know. 164 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:05,461 Oh! 165 00:07:05,969 --> 00:07:07,827 It is in here. 166 00:07:08,437 --> 00:07:10,149 - Look. - What is it? 167 00:07:10,465 --> 00:07:12,697 It's a signed USA Dream Team 168 00:07:12,722 --> 00:07:14,794 jersey by Jennifer Azzi. 169 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:18,234 Oh, my God, I used to write herthese letters 170 00:07:18,703 --> 00:07:22,057 like, asking her how to become a professional basketball player. 171 00:07:22,157 --> 00:07:23,598 So what are you gonna do with it? 172 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:26,541 I have to sell it. 173 00:07:26,641 --> 00:07:28,143 No, don't do that. 174 00:07:28,475 --> 00:07:31,498 Hey, well, there's that temp agency, uh, 175 00:07:31,598 --> 00:07:33,060 Career Man, up the street. 176 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,997 I can't work full-time, you know? 177 00:07:35,910 --> 00:07:36,978 'Cause of Larry. 178 00:07:37,003 --> 00:07:38,064 Oh, right. 179 00:07:38,129 --> 00:07:39,706 I could introduce you to Paul. 180 00:07:41,229 --> 00:07:42,670 Paul can't afford me. 181 00:07:42,871 --> 00:07:44,532 Hey, he can't afford me. 182 00:07:46,995 --> 00:07:48,897 Yeah, you know, don't listen to me. 183 00:07:48,942 --> 00:07:51,015 I-I shit in a bag. What do I know? 184 00:07:54,202 --> 00:07:56,356 What exactly are you looking for? 185 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:57,638 Anything, really. 186 00:07:57,663 --> 00:07:59,498 You know, it's time for me to get serious, 187 00:07:59,570 --> 00:08:02,473 so hopefully this temp thing will turn into full-time. 188 00:08:02,942 --> 00:08:04,884 That sounds great. I have an opening 189 00:08:04,984 --> 00:08:06,966 at ACM Collections in Hingham. 190 00:08:07,066 --> 00:08:08,130 In Hingham? 191 00:08:08,347 --> 00:08:09,809 Ooh, that's, like, 16 buses away. 192 00:08:09,838 --> 00:08:10,890 That's okay. 193 00:08:10,919 --> 00:08:12,171 Hours are ten to five, 194 00:08:12,271 --> 00:08:13,372 just making calls, really. 195 00:08:13,472 --> 00:08:14,653 $11 an hour. 196 00:08:14,753 --> 00:08:16,576 Oh, um, okay. 197 00:08:16,601 --> 00:08:17,892 Can I bring my son? 198 00:08:17,917 --> 00:08:18,993 Uh, no. 199 00:08:19,518 --> 00:08:20,539 Yeah. 200 00:08:20,576 --> 00:08:21,748 Absolutely not. 201 00:08:21,748 --> 00:08:23,398 Uh, moving on, do you have 202 00:08:23,429 --> 00:08:24,820 any special skills? 203 00:08:24,892 --> 00:08:25,896 Yes. 204 00:08:28,294 --> 00:08:29,361 Basketball. 205 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:33,079 Or, um, I also, uh, can do homework for rich kids. 206 00:08:40,609 --> 00:08:43,967 You know, I think I might actually have an opening in... 207 00:08:44,421 --> 00:08:46,112 yep, prostitution. 208 00:08:47,893 --> 00:08:50,877 As in, um, prostitution? 209 00:08:50,977 --> 00:08:53,720 It's actually perfect for you. You make your own hours. 210 00:08:53,757 --> 00:08:55,623 Pay is great. It's recession-proof. 211 00:08:56,368 --> 00:08:57,403 Hmm. 212 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,382 I don't know, do you have, like, uh, 213 00:08:59,482 --> 00:09:02,545 something, like, prostitution adjacent? 214 00:09:02,645 --> 00:09:04,267 You get to call the shots, be your own woman 215 00:09:04,367 --> 00:09:05,428 and all that good stuff. 216 00:09:05,528 --> 00:09:06,950 There's a risk factor, 217 00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:08,671 but some people find that thrilling, 218 00:09:08,771 --> 00:09:10,994 and with your history of sexual abuse and food issues, 219 00:09:11,094 --> 00:09:13,236 I mean, you really do make the perfect candidate. 220 00:09:13,336 --> 00:09:15,287 I have never told anyone this. 221 00:09:16,135 --> 00:09:17,466 But, Dan, I trust you. 222 00:09:18,856 --> 00:09:20,602 I do have this fantasy 223 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:23,486 of people lining up to worship my pussy. 224 00:09:34,072 --> 00:09:35,613 You, you're next. 225 00:09:40,158 --> 00:09:41,284 Thank you. 226 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:44,272 Okay, come on. 227 00:09:54,172 --> 00:09:55,393 So here's that contact number 228 00:09:55,493 --> 00:09:56,784 for the collections agency. 229 00:09:58,194 --> 00:10:00,933 Oh, uh, okay, great. 230 00:10:02,460 --> 00:10:04,202 Uh, thank you. I will think about this. 231 00:10:04,302 --> 00:10:05,764 It was my pleasure. 232 00:10:10,948 --> 00:10:12,330 I actually have someone 233 00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:13,851 coming in right after you. 234 00:10:16,085 --> 00:10:17,127 Okay. 235 00:10:18,736 --> 00:10:19,692 Okay. 236 00:10:19,717 --> 00:10:21,009 - Bye. - Bye. 237 00:10:21,611 --> 00:10:23,630 - See you next time. - All right. 238 00:10:31,734 --> 00:10:32,956 Bend it like that. 239 00:10:33,013 --> 00:10:34,554 Yeah, like half of a heart. 240 00:10:34,772 --> 00:10:35,873 And then this hand. 241 00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:37,933 I love you. 242 00:10:38,176 --> 00:10:40,638 Can I just say, I'm so proud of us. 243 00:10:40,738 --> 00:10:42,328 One big modern family. 244 00:10:42,740 --> 00:10:44,202 You're the glue, babe. 245 00:10:44,302 --> 00:10:46,844 And look, I'm just the roommate, 246 00:10:46,873 --> 00:10:49,216 but you guys make me feel like I'm Larry's sister, 247 00:10:49,241 --> 00:10:50,934 so thank you for including me. 248 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:53,222 That would make you my daughter. 249 00:10:54,832 --> 00:10:58,536 Sure, okay, yeah, role play. 250 00:10:58,636 --> 00:11:00,938 Man, thanks for buying all this food, Nelson. 251 00:11:01,038 --> 00:11:02,109 Of course. 252 00:11:02,109 --> 00:11:03,891 Money be tight, yo. 253 00:11:03,991 --> 00:11:05,532 How long have you guys been roommates? 254 00:11:05,632 --> 00:11:06,854 Couple of months. 255 00:11:06,879 --> 00:11:07,975 Things got a bit tight, 256 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,472 so I had to Airbnb my place. 257 00:11:09,957 --> 00:11:11,338 You Airbnb-ed your place? 258 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,901 - Mm-hmm. - Hey, we should do that. 259 00:11:14,001 --> 00:11:15,983 You can't couch surf with Larry. 260 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,768 Well, it wouldn't be couch surfing 261 00:11:17,804 --> 00:11:20,458 if I moved in here with my new mates. 262 00:11:22,609 --> 00:11:23,795 Just kidding. 263 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:26,158 No one would want my shitty place anyway. 264 00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:29,132 You have a really nice house, Nelson. 265 00:11:29,232 --> 00:11:30,490 It is amazing, right? 266 00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,660 Well, maybe when Rafi 267 00:11:32,685 --> 00:11:34,192 gets better, he can move in. 268 00:11:34,238 --> 00:11:36,460 You can't really get better from addiction. 269 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,662 Well, not with that attitude, you can't. 270 00:11:38,762 --> 00:11:40,624 It's just... it's not really the way it works. 271 00:11:40,724 --> 00:11:42,466 Bridge, don't be a bitch. 272 00:11:42,566 --> 00:11:44,148 But he's got so much going on. 273 00:11:44,248 --> 00:11:45,669 I mean, he's got his nut beer. 274 00:11:45,769 --> 00:11:47,551 Yeah, B, and when that blows up, 275 00:11:47,651 --> 00:11:49,153 I'm buying you and Larry your own house. 276 00:11:49,253 --> 00:11:51,075 You're such an entrepreneur, baby. 277 00:11:52,141 --> 00:11:53,866 Sometimes I feel like I'm dating Jay-Z, 278 00:11:54,258 --> 00:11:56,240 which is kind of insane 279 00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:58,402 because Beyoncé's all over my vision board. 280 00:11:58,502 --> 00:12:00,185 - Mm-hmm. - Your vision board? 281 00:12:00,882 --> 00:12:02,343 - You need one. - Mm-hmm. 282 00:12:02,443 --> 00:12:03,740 Everything amazing in my life 283 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,639 I manifested through visualization. 284 00:12:05,769 --> 00:12:06,896 - Really? - Yeah, 285 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,936 she's pretty much a life-size vision board now, so... 286 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,240 - Yeah. - Mm. 287 00:12:10,287 --> 00:12:13,357 Seriously, before I became a part of the creative process, 288 00:12:13,492 --> 00:12:14,901 my life was just... 289 00:12:15,614 --> 00:12:17,036 - Bleh. - It was awful. 290 00:12:17,136 --> 00:12:18,437 I find that hard to believe. 291 00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:20,159 Well, uh, believe it. 292 00:12:20,259 --> 00:12:22,321 She was, uh, stuck in Sydney taking tours at the zoo 293 00:12:22,421 --> 00:12:24,683 wearing cargo pants and a turtleneck. 294 00:12:24,783 --> 00:12:27,566 It was awful. I ballooned up to 100 pounds. 295 00:12:27,666 --> 00:12:30,129 But seriously, nothing in my life was amazing. 296 00:12:30,229 --> 00:12:31,610 I was so miserable. 297 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,612 I had zero dollars in my account, I mean... 298 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:36,055 - Oh, wait, show her the, um... - Oh, my God, yes. 299 00:12:36,155 --> 00:12:37,937 - You know, the... yes. - Oh, my God. 300 00:12:38,037 --> 00:12:39,888 - Here, do you have it? - Okay, so this... 301 00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:41,861 I mean, they got my name wrong, 302 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:45,122 but I got so many Instagram followers from it. 303 00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,275 And you think that's from visualization? 304 00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,359 Look, I was turning a negative into a positive. 305 00:12:49,617 --> 00:12:52,400 If you believe there's money, 306 00:12:52,499 --> 00:12:54,054 it will come to you. 307 00:12:54,421 --> 00:12:55,581 Really? 308 00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:58,245 - Just try it. - Just try it. 309 00:12:58,345 --> 00:12:59,686 I mean, it's not gonna kill you. 310 00:12:59,786 --> 00:13:01,288 - No. - Or will it? 311 00:13:01,388 --> 00:13:03,010 No, it definitely won't. 312 00:13:03,110 --> 00:13:04,691 - No, it won't. - But really, I mean, 313 00:13:04,791 --> 00:13:06,533 you won't have to, you know, depend on Rafi so much. 314 00:13:06,633 --> 00:13:08,415 I mean, it'll be really liberating. 315 00:13:08,515 --> 00:13:10,177 Honestly, I've got... ooh. I know. 316 00:13:10,277 --> 00:13:12,044 You can use the back of this one. 317 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,141 This is from, uh, 2015. 318 00:13:14,241 --> 00:13:16,183 It's actually very, very powerful, this one. 319 00:13:16,283 --> 00:13:17,424 Everything came true. 320 00:13:17,876 --> 00:13:18,938 Obama? 321 00:13:19,326 --> 00:13:22,389 Yeah, I envisioned Rafi a little bit too early. 322 00:13:23,097 --> 00:13:24,192 Rafi's Obama. 323 00:13:24,651 --> 00:13:27,274 - We know. - So I can use this? 324 00:13:27,374 --> 00:13:28,916 You can totally use it. Use the back, that's... 325 00:13:29,016 --> 00:13:30,357 I mean, it's double sided for a reason. 326 00:13:30,457 --> 00:13:31,838 I'm gonna need some magazines. 327 00:13:31,938 --> 00:13:33,760 - Oh. We have abundance. - Okay. 328 00:13:34,048 --> 00:13:35,913 - And some tape. - Oh, yeah, yep. 329 00:13:35,913 --> 00:13:37,171 Probably scissors. 330 00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:39,137 I'm gonna need a dream too. 331 00:14:02,443 --> 00:14:03,516 Ugh. 332 00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:10,895 Can you move over? 333 00:14:17,355 --> 00:14:18,737 This is my side. 334 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,616 Come on. 335 00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,790 I don't wanna stay at Gigi's, though. 336 00:14:33,316 --> 00:14:34,847 Where should we stay? 337 00:14:35,533 --> 00:14:36,714 In here. 338 00:14:36,814 --> 00:14:38,116 That's what I think too. 339 00:14:38,216 --> 00:14:40,438 Would it be okay if we stayed here 340 00:14:40,538 --> 00:14:41,999 just for, like, a couple days 341 00:14:42,099 --> 00:14:44,042 or a week or a couple weeks? 342 00:14:44,142 --> 00:14:46,206 - Of course. - Six months? 343 00:14:46,784 --> 00:14:48,406 Yeah, of course, if you wanna 344 00:14:48,506 --> 00:14:50,808 deal with Regina's crazy ass for that long. 345 00:14:50,908 --> 00:14:52,370 I don't really have a choice, you know? 346 00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:53,651 We're so broke. 347 00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:55,213 It's broke? 348 00:14:55,313 --> 00:14:57,255 Yeah, I gotta sell all my prized possessions. 349 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,313 Why? 350 00:14:58,341 --> 00:14:59,736 What possessions do you have? 351 00:15:00,878 --> 00:15:02,268 Besides Larry? 352 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,342 A Jennifer Azzi jersey. 353 00:15:04,442 --> 00:15:05,983 Oh, no, you're not selling that. Uh-uh. 354 00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,025 - I don't have a choice. - No, no, no, no, no. 355 00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,307 I can loan it to you. 356 00:15:09,407 --> 00:15:10,308 No, I'm not taking your money. 357 00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:11,589 I have the money. 358 00:15:11,689 --> 00:15:12,950 I can definitely loan it to you 359 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:14,232 or give it to you 360 00:15:14,332 --> 00:15:15,713 'cause you can't pay me back. 361 00:15:15,813 --> 00:15:16,885 Here. 362 00:15:17,415 --> 00:15:19,477 Where'd you get all that? 363 00:15:19,577 --> 00:15:21,001 No, we're not taking her money. 364 00:15:22,137 --> 00:15:24,001 I started an online business. 365 00:15:24,101 --> 00:15:25,683 What kind of shady shit are you up to? 366 00:15:25,783 --> 00:15:27,405 It's not shady. 367 00:15:27,505 --> 00:15:29,327 It's actually kind of brilliant. I'm gonna show you. 368 00:15:29,427 --> 00:15:30,928 This is why you've been acting so weird. 369 00:15:30,953 --> 00:15:32,129 Do you wanna see it? 370 00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:34,011 Ouch, ouch. 371 00:15:34,111 --> 00:15:35,923 Mama's making money, honey. 372 00:15:36,194 --> 00:15:39,356 - Whoa, you look beautiful. - Thank you. 373 00:15:39,381 --> 00:15:40,802 CreamedPants4U, 374 00:15:41,118 --> 00:15:43,020 he wants me to get so fat 375 00:15:43,120 --> 00:15:44,719 that I can't leave my room. 376 00:15:44,719 --> 00:15:45,914 What are you doing? 377 00:15:46,145 --> 00:15:47,372 I'm an eater. 378 00:15:47,411 --> 00:15:49,994 No overhead. I am the product. 379 00:15:50,542 --> 00:15:52,123 It's, like, the best business model. 380 00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:54,045 I'm making, like, $600, $700 in eight hours. 381 00:15:54,145 --> 00:15:55,687 It's crazy, insane. 382 00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:57,168 - You make that much money... - Yes. 383 00:15:57,268 --> 00:15:58,650 To have guys watch you eat? 384 00:15:58,750 --> 00:15:59,891 Men pay to watch me eat. 385 00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:00,972 And that's it? 386 00:16:01,072 --> 00:16:02,173 Then they jerk off, yes. 387 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:03,975 - And there's no weird sex stuff? - Hell, no. 388 00:16:04,015 --> 00:16:05,756 I wanna do it. Can I do it? 389 00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,422 Uh, well, we gotta find your audience. 390 00:16:08,798 --> 00:16:10,500 People are not gonna wanna pay to watch you eat. 391 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,981 There's plenty of other sexy shit 392 00:16:12,006 --> 00:16:13,466 you could be doing to get guys to jerk off. 393 00:16:16,285 --> 00:16:17,374 Like what? 394 00:16:20,169 --> 00:16:22,632 Okay, so just bounce but, like, bounce, rotate. 395 00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:23,746 Make it sexy. 396 00:16:23,746 --> 00:16:25,248 I'm trying to pop it. It won't pop. 397 00:16:25,349 --> 00:16:26,810 I think something is wrong with these balloons. 398 00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:28,652 Just keep bouncing, and make it sexy. 399 00:16:28,752 --> 00:16:30,214 - Okay. - Don't be so aggressive. 400 00:16:30,314 --> 00:16:31,895 - There you go, yeah. - How's that? 401 00:16:31,995 --> 00:16:34,178 Yeah, that's cute, yeah. That's gonna pop. 402 00:16:34,278 --> 00:16:36,580 - It won't pop. - So what? You look hot. 403 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,022 Yeah. 404 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,258 It's not popping. 405 00:16:39,283 --> 00:16:40,819 It's not popping. 406 00:16:41,245 --> 00:16:42,636 Wait, I pop it. 407 00:16:43,642 --> 00:16:44,945 It's not popping. 408 00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,833 I know, see? It's too hard. 409 00:16:47,932 --> 00:16:49,025 I don't know. 410 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:52,997 Mom, it's not popping. 411 00:16:53,097 --> 00:16:55,264 I think I gotta find something else to do. 412 00:17:08,370 --> 00:17:10,370 _ 413 00:17:17,321 --> 00:17:19,384 _ 414 00:17:29,042 --> 00:17:30,574 _ 415 00:17:41,913 --> 00:17:43,913 _ 416 00:17:52,819 --> 00:17:54,198 _ 417 00:18:01,792 --> 00:18:04,378 _ 418 00:18:22,947 --> 00:18:25,462 _ 419 00:18:45,169 --> 00:18:47,180 Oh, hey, Sasha! 420 00:18:48,807 --> 00:18:50,605 I have the... I have your money. 421 00:19:00,702 --> 00:19:01,717 Hi. 422 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:03,928 You weren't expecting a schlub, huh? 423 00:19:03,953 --> 00:19:06,765 No, no, you look just like your picture. 424 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,596 Here's the money. 425 00:19:10,955 --> 00:19:14,058 Okay. Thank you. 426 00:19:14,548 --> 00:19:16,160 Hey, you're prettier than you know. 427 00:19:17,842 --> 00:19:18,778 What? 428 00:19:19,056 --> 00:19:22,308 And I'll give you $300 more to go get a soda. 429 00:19:35,776 --> 00:19:37,054 Hot dog. 430 00:19:37,085 --> 00:19:40,669 Oh, thanks. I actually don't eat meat. 431 00:19:40,694 --> 00:19:42,869 Oh. There you go. 432 00:19:43,532 --> 00:19:44,560 Thanks. 433 00:19:46,094 --> 00:19:49,798 So, um, do you live, uh... 434 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,241 do you live nearby? 435 00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,282 Uh, yeah, I live in Southie. 436 00:19:54,382 --> 00:19:55,352 Mm. 437 00:19:56,022 --> 00:19:58,246 You go to the Saint Paddy's Day parade? 438 00:19:58,315 --> 00:19:59,341 Mm-hmm. 439 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,272 Yeah, I went there every year, you know, since college 440 00:20:02,346 --> 00:20:06,060 until-until I got married and moved out to the burbs and... 441 00:20:13,619 --> 00:20:15,473 Well, where do you live now? 442 00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:20,564 - It's okay, you don't have to... - We live in Canton. 443 00:20:21,525 --> 00:20:22,910 Oh. 444 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:25,590 I went to high school near there. 445 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:26,651 Oh. 446 00:20:26,706 --> 00:20:28,007 Yeah, I, um... I love it over there. 447 00:20:28,107 --> 00:20:30,164 - Those blue hill trails. - It's gorgeous. 448 00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:31,994 I know, it's... You're lucky. 449 00:20:32,026 --> 00:20:33,528 It's the best part of Boston. 450 00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,009 Where'd you go to high school? 451 00:20:35,109 --> 00:20:36,130 Uh, Milton Hall. 452 00:20:36,230 --> 00:20:37,528 Oh, my God. 453 00:20:38,673 --> 00:20:39,844 What? 454 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:42,385 What? 455 00:20:42,717 --> 00:20:44,276 That's where my daughter goes. 456 00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:46,453 - Cool. - Yeah. 457 00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:49,118 Cool. Hmm. 458 00:20:49,483 --> 00:20:50,785 What year is she? 459 00:20:50,885 --> 00:20:52,186 She's a sophomore. 460 00:20:52,286 --> 00:20:53,868 - Oh. - Yeah. 461 00:20:53,968 --> 00:20:55,670 You have to tell her to take Mr. Hilgendorf 462 00:20:55,770 --> 00:20:56,991 for U.S. History next year. 463 00:20:57,091 --> 00:20:58,272 You have to tell her. 464 00:20:58,372 --> 00:20:59,395 Okay. 465 00:21:00,014 --> 00:21:02,196 It'll blow the fuck open her mind. 466 00:21:02,296 --> 00:21:03,991 - Will do. - Okay. 467 00:21:05,054 --> 00:21:06,796 He does this thing where he makes you buy 468 00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:09,102 a regular, like, public school textbook, 469 00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:11,627 and then you take it to the track, and you burn it. 470 00:21:11,727 --> 00:21:12,988 That sounds a little dangerous. 471 00:21:13,088 --> 00:21:14,590 No, it's amazing. 472 00:21:14,875 --> 00:21:16,336 He monitors it. It's very safe. 473 00:21:16,436 --> 00:21:18,819 - Oh, okay. - Yeah, yeah, oh, my God. 474 00:21:18,919 --> 00:21:20,997 And then he only teaches out of A People's History. 475 00:21:21,361 --> 00:21:22,542 Okay, wow. 476 00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:23,581 Yeah. 477 00:21:24,159 --> 00:21:25,585 - Howard Zinn? - Howard Zinn. 478 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:26,832 - Yeah. - Yeah. 479 00:21:26,857 --> 00:21:28,924 Man, that book changed my life. 480 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,392 Amazing, Mr. Zeckendorf. 481 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,831 - Hilgendorf. - Hilgendorf. 482 00:21:34,214 --> 00:21:35,996 - Yeah. - I'll tell her. 483 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:38,398 Yeah, my mom, she went to the headmaster 484 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,840 and complained that he was teaching us to be 485 00:21:39,940 --> 00:21:40,970 un-American. 486 00:21:42,142 --> 00:21:43,395 She's crazy. 487 00:21:43,961 --> 00:21:46,847 I think all of her friends died in Vietnam or something. 488 00:21:46,947 --> 00:21:48,488 Well, she sounds like a patriot. 489 00:21:48,588 --> 00:21:49,703 I like it. 490 00:21:50,408 --> 00:21:51,485 Really? 491 00:21:51,930 --> 00:21:53,315 It's the land of the free. 492 00:21:53,571 --> 00:21:55,267 You're rich, or you're stuck. 493 00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:58,100 This is... the master of your own destiny. 494 00:21:58,336 --> 00:21:59,437 It's America. 495 00:21:59,537 --> 00:22:01,279 You sound like every teenage boy 496 00:22:01,304 --> 00:22:03,326 I've ever written a college application essay for. 497 00:22:03,383 --> 00:22:04,645 - I do? - Yeah. 498 00:22:04,677 --> 00:22:05,724 Why? 499 00:22:05,748 --> 00:22:07,080 Just, like, this romantic idea 500 00:22:07,105 --> 00:22:09,172 of America that does not exist. 501 00:22:09,387 --> 00:22:10,916 I mean, not for everyone. 502 00:22:11,269 --> 00:22:12,394 Well, you have me there. 503 00:22:13,151 --> 00:22:14,617 Why? 504 00:22:15,153 --> 00:22:17,375 I wrote my thesis on "Thunder Road." 505 00:22:17,475 --> 00:22:18,777 You did? See? 506 00:22:18,802 --> 00:22:19,983 I wrote it myself. 507 00:22:20,158 --> 00:22:21,102 Got you. 508 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,942 Yeah, you know, get into your Mustang 509 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:25,383 with a pretty enough girl 510 00:22:25,483 --> 00:22:27,623 and ride off into the promised land. 511 00:22:28,246 --> 00:22:29,564 It's a nice thought. 512 00:22:31,890 --> 00:22:33,293 I'd like to believe that. 513 00:22:35,333 --> 00:22:37,034 Or I'd like to believe in that. 514 00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:43,845 But I don't know. 515 00:22:44,302 --> 00:22:45,409 Yeah. 516 00:22:47,505 --> 00:22:50,160 America's lost some of her beauty, that's for sure. 517 00:22:51,029 --> 00:22:53,037 We're just one giant strip mall. 518 00:22:53,271 --> 00:22:54,582 Everybody's fat. 519 00:22:56,354 --> 00:22:58,776 I've never answered an ad like this before. 520 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:01,226 I've never written an ad like this before. 521 00:23:04,362 --> 00:23:07,162 I mean, I have, but only 522 00:23:08,006 --> 00:23:10,005 to avoid dealing with my marriage. 523 00:23:14,212 --> 00:23:16,011 I think a lot of people do this. 524 00:23:17,375 --> 00:23:20,599 I have a good heart. I really do. 525 00:23:20,699 --> 00:23:22,434 And hey, you were a little boy once. 526 00:23:24,502 --> 00:23:25,884 A long time ago. 527 00:23:25,984 --> 00:23:27,671 So you had to be good then. 528 00:24:11,109 --> 00:24:12,527 It's not so bad, right? 529 00:24:14,512 --> 00:24:17,172 I mean, just think... next time, we could go to Walmart. 530 00:24:19,205 --> 00:24:20,454 Why Bruce? 531 00:24:20,967 --> 00:24:22,658 I don't know, he's just, like... 532 00:24:24,651 --> 00:24:27,832 he's just, like, what a man's supposed to be, you know? 533 00:24:28,263 --> 00:24:31,146 Mm-hmm, he sure is. 534 00:24:31,827 --> 00:24:33,512 Did you have any childhood... 535 00:24:34,530 --> 00:24:36,099 music... heroes? 536 00:24:36,301 --> 00:24:38,473 Mm, I don't know. 537 00:24:40,642 --> 00:24:42,647 Britney Spears... no. 538 00:24:42,798 --> 00:24:45,180 That's not who you want teaching you to be a woman. 539 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,142 Hey, she has turned her shit around. 540 00:24:47,242 --> 00:24:48,503 - Has she? - Yes. 541 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,429 Okay. 542 00:24:49,604 --> 00:24:50,706 No, I don't know. 543 00:24:50,806 --> 00:24:54,309 My hero was, uh, probably 544 00:24:54,409 --> 00:24:56,111 this woman named Jennifer Azzi. 545 00:24:56,211 --> 00:24:58,654 Oh, my God, of course. That's amazing. 546 00:24:58,934 --> 00:25:01,036 How do you know who Jennifer Azzi is? 547 00:25:01,136 --> 00:25:03,238 Mm, '96 Women's Dream Team, 548 00:25:03,338 --> 00:25:05,240 WNBA Hall of Fame, 549 00:25:05,340 --> 00:25:06,922 she's the head coach for USF. 550 00:25:07,022 --> 00:25:08,563 - Yeah, I know. - Yeah. 551 00:25:08,663 --> 00:25:10,125 That's so... how do you know that? 552 00:25:10,225 --> 00:25:12,529 My daughter Mallory is obsessed with her. 553 00:25:12,828 --> 00:25:16,171 She's a lesbian, which is a relief 554 00:25:16,706 --> 00:25:18,741 'cause I don't have to deal with all those creepy boys. 555 00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:22,377 But she wants to play professional basketball. 556 00:25:22,477 --> 00:25:23,547 Oh, yeah? 557 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:25,619 I thought that too. 558 00:25:25,841 --> 00:25:28,303 Yeah, and now she's even more convinced it's possible 559 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,505 because of the expansion team that we have coming. 560 00:25:30,605 --> 00:25:32,467 Boston's getting an expansion team? 561 00:25:32,542 --> 00:25:33,972 - You didn't know this? - No. 562 00:25:33,997 --> 00:25:35,627 - The Boston Spirit. - We're called the Spirit? 563 00:25:35,652 --> 00:25:37,461 - Yeah, the Boston Spirit. - Do... 564 00:25:38,021 --> 00:25:40,043 - It's an expansion team. - Okay, there are only eight 565 00:25:40,143 --> 00:25:41,805 - WNBA teams. - Now there's gonna be nine. 566 00:25:41,830 --> 00:25:43,121 And Boston is getting one? 567 00:25:43,146 --> 00:25:45,169 Yeah, I'm taking Mallory to see the open tryouts. 568 00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:47,812 Anyone can try out? 569 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,417 Yeah. You didn't read this? 570 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:52,535 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 571 00:25:52,635 --> 00:25:54,777 This has been my dream my entire life. 572 00:25:54,877 --> 00:25:56,339 - Oh, my God. - I don't think you understand. 573 00:25:56,439 --> 00:25:57,660 I do understand. 574 00:25:57,760 --> 00:25:58,902 You're working on a dream. 575 00:25:59,002 --> 00:26:01,015 Oh, yeah, Nelson was right. 576 00:26:02,325 --> 00:26:04,027 - That's amazing. - That's amazing. 577 00:26:04,127 --> 00:26:05,829 - You have to try out. - I will. Thank you. 578 00:26:05,929 --> 00:26:07,951 - You promise me? - I promise. Thank you. 579 00:26:07,976 --> 00:26:09,035 You're gonna make it. 580 00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:19,105 Oh, my gosh! 581 00:26:20,623 --> 00:26:21,770 Jesus. 582 00:28:12,439 --> 00:28:14,439 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com